Sunday, August 10, 2008

Massage Conversations

In my day I have had a fair amount of noteworthy massages throughout Asia. I have been beaten down by blind men, I have been been touched a bit questionably by Thai women and I have been cured of pending illnesses by the touch of Chinese reflexologists. I will however share with you a few of my favorite lines that have been shared with me during the course of my relaxation visits.

a. "You are the smallest white person that I have ever seen!"
b. "You are beautiful, you look like a model, a 14 year old model"
c. "I have always wanted a white person's eyes like yours?"

I feel self conscious and weirdly violated.

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